Wat you could have been if you had an e mail

 A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy‘ at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

“You are employed” he said. ” Give me your e-mail address and I‘ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when  you may start.”

The man replied “But I don‘t have a computer, neither an email”.

“I‘m sorry”, said the HR manager.” If you don‘t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn‘t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn‘t know what to do, with only in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family‘s future, and decided to have a life insurance.He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,”I don‘t have an email.”

The broker answered curiously, “You don‘t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!” The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I‘d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story

Moral 1

Internet is not the solution to your life.

Moral 2

If you don‘t have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

翻譯:

一個(gè)失業(yè)的人去微軟申請(qǐng)辦公室文員的職位，人事經(jīng)理面試他，并且看著他打掃地板，作為測(cè)試。

“你被錄用了”，人事經(jīng)理說(shuō)：“給我你的郵箱地址，我會(huì)把申請(qǐng)表發(fā)給你填，發(fā)給你的同時(shí)也意味著你開(kāi)始上班。”

這個(gè)人回答說(shuō)：“但是我沒(méi)有電腦，更沒(méi)有郵箱了。”

“我很抱歉，”人事經(jīng)理說(shuō)：“如果你沒(méi)有郵箱，那就意味著你不能生存，一個(gè)不能生存的人當(dāng)然不能有工作。”

這個(gè)人不抱希望的離開(kāi)了，他不知道要做什么，口袋里只有10塊錢，他決定去超市買了10公斤西紅柿。接著他在附近門挨著門賣西紅柿，不到兩小時(shí)，他成功的將他的資金翻了一倍，他又做了3個(gè)小時(shí)，到回家時(shí)身上已經(jīng)有60塊錢了。

這個(gè)人認(rèn)識(shí)到他可以用這種方式生存，以后他每天起的很早，回家的很晚，因此，他的錢每天都翻兩三倍。很短的時(shí)間里，他買了個(gè)手推車，然后卡車，接著他有了自己的運(yùn)輸車隊(duì)。5年以后，他成了美國(guó)最大的食品零售商。

他開(kāi)始計(jì)劃他家庭的未來(lái)，就決定買個(gè)人身保險(xiǎn)。他打電話給保險(xiǎn)經(jīng)濟(jì)人，然后選擇一個(gè)保險(xiǎn)。當(dāng)談話結(jié)束后保險(xiǎn)經(jīng)濟(jì)人問(wèn)他的郵箱地址，他說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)有郵箱”.

保險(xiǎn)經(jīng)濟(jì)人很吃驚的說(shuō)：“你沒(méi)有郵箱都可以成功的建立一個(gè)帝國(guó)，你能想象如果你有郵箱的話會(huì)怎么樣嗎？”這個(gè)人想了一下然后回答：“是的，我會(huì)成為微軟的辦公室文員”

故事寓意

寓意1

網(wǎng)絡(luò)不是你生活的解決辦法

寓意2

如果你沒(méi)有網(wǎng)絡(luò)，但是努力工作，你仍可以成為百萬(wàn)富翁.