A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: “Mom – flunked（不及格，失敗） all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.”

Two days later he received a response: “Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
 　　

翻譯：

校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”

兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”

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