A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

B: Friends, of course.

A: Why?

B: I can always borrow money from friends.

翻譯

甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更重要？

乙：當然是朋友。

甲：為什么？

乙：我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢。

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye.

Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!

翻譯：

一個人在精神病院的木圍墻外路過，聽見里面所有的人在唱，十三！十三！ 十三！

他很好奇，就找到圍墻的一個洞，然后看進去。突然有個人捅到了他的眼睛。

然后里面所有人開始唱，十四！十四！十四！

 insane asylum（精神病院）