Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

翻譯；

護士：手術后你感覺怎樣？

病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動。

護士：怪不得給你做手術的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。