★ What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鳥能舉起重物？)

　　Crane. (鶴。Crane鶴，舉重機)

　　★A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容納50人，現在已有49人。這時一位孕婦上了船，船就沉了。為什么？)

　　Because is a pigbot. (那是潛水艇。pigbot，潛水艇)

　　★ What‘s the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最貧窮的銀行是什么？)

　　The river bank。(河岸。)

　　★Why is the library the highest building?(為什么圖書館是最高的建筑物？)

　　It has the most stories. (它的樓層最多。Story 故事，樓層)

　　★ What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的橋梁是什么？)

　　The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

　　★What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北極與南極的區別是什么？)

　　A whole world. (整個世界。 a world of difference 天壤之別)

　　★ What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘氣的男孩為什么想去鐘表廠工作？)

　　They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼臉，做鐘表面)

　　★ What month do soldiers hate?(軍人憎恨什么月？)

　　March。(行軍。)

   ★What will you break once you say it? (什么東西一說出來就打破？)

　　Silence. (沉默)

　　★ Will liars be honest after they die? (騙子死了之后會誠實嗎？)

　　No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不會，他們依舊撒謊。Lie still 躺著不動，依舊撒謊。)

　　★ What always goes up and never goes down? (什么東西只升不降？)

　　Your age. (你的年齡)

　　★ Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩為什么讓他的狗坐在陽光下？)

　　He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一條熱狗。)

　　★ Why can a bride hide nothing?(為什么新娘子什么也藏不住？)

　　Because someone will give her away. (因為有人會揭發她。Give away 揭發，在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎)