Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.

Wife: And now?

Husband: Now I‘m thinking About  how much I could have saved if I hadn‘t married you.

 翻譯

丈夫：在娶你進門之前，我從來沒有想過要存錢。

妻子：那現在呢?

丈夫：現在我在想，要是沒有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢。

This is a woman‘s world.When a man is born,people ask,”How is the mother?”

When he marries,they exclaim,”What a lovely bride!”

And when he dies,they inquire,”How much did he leabe her?”

  翻譯

這個世界是女人的。當一個男人出生時，人們問：“母親可好？”

當他結婚時，他們呼喊道“多漂亮的新娘啊！”

而當他們去世時，他們問：“他留下多少錢給她。”