Thought You Were My Wife
 
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up
her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, “I‘m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”

“Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!” she screamed.

“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”

翻譯：

我還以為你是我老婆呢

一個爛醉如泥的人走進了一間酒吧，站了一會走到酒吧里唯一的女人面前坐下來，把手放在他的裙子上開始毛手毛腳起來。

女人跳起來狠狠地刪了他一記耳光。

男人當即道歉并解釋說:”對不起，我把你當成我老婆了，你長得特別像她。”

“你個醉鬼、賤貨、婊子養的！”女人尖叫著罵道。

“真奇怪”男人嘟囔著“就連聲音都很像”