1.Friend for Dinner

Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

翻譯：

請朋友吃飯

“親愛的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯?！?/p>

“什么？你瘋了嗎？我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯?！?/p>

“這些我全都知道。”

“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯？”

“因?yàn)槟莻€可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢?！?/p>

 
2.A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,”Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. “

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,”It’s impossible –you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

Then the boy opened his mouth –he had not a tooth left!

小男孩兒看完牙醫(yī)，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫(yī)說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有?！?/p>

媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙！”

這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。?

 
3.I Could Do It Slower

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes‘ work?

Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

翻譯：

我可以干得慢一些

病人：拔一顆牙收費(fèi)多少？

牙醫(yī)：50美元。

病人：只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元？

牙醫(yī)：好的，如果你喜歡的話，我可以干得慢一些。