How to Become Rich

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father.
Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I‘ve made this month.

翻譯：

如何致富

弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。
姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。
弟弟：我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。

A Small Boy and a Donkey

A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . What are you holding onto

your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.
So he won‘t join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

翻譯：

小男孩與驢子

一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么？
這樣，他就不會去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

 Does the dog know the proverb, too

The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
“It‘s all right,” said a gentleman, “don‘t be afraid. Don‘t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don‘t bite?”
“Ah, yes,” answered the little girl. “I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?”

翻譯：

狗也知道這個諺語嗎？

一個小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒有關系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”