1.I‘m driver of the bus 我是司機
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.
“Stop, stop, ” a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, “you can‘t catch it ! ”
“I must,” the young fellow said, out of breath, “because I‘m only driver of the bus.
翻譯：
我是司機
在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車后面，一位小個子青年在奔跑著。氣車仍在高速前進。 “停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對小個子喊道，“你追不上的！”
“我必須追上，”小個子氣喘吁吁地說，“我是司機！”
2. I‘m naked
Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede‘s principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery, he ran down the street yelling, “Eureka, eureka!” The instructor asked if anyone knew what that meant.
One student stood up and answered, “I‘m naked ! I‘m naked!”
翻譯：
我光屁股啦
我們的物理教授千方百計引導我們討論阿基米德的排水原理。他告訴我們阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他進入池子，發現水漲高了，溢出池沿。他對這一發現十分激動，跑到街上高叫：“Eureka，Eureka！”教授問我們誰知道他喊的是什么意思。
一個學生站起來答道：“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦！”
3.What are the Two Words?
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for me. I wish you would promise me never to use two words. One is ‘lousy’ and the other is ‘swell’. Would you promise me that?
Why, sure, Granny, said the girl. What are the two words?
翻譯：
是哪兩個詞？
一個非常和藹的老夫人有幾句話要對她的孫女說。我親愛的，老夫人說，我希望你能幫我一個忙。我要你答應永遠不要用兩個詞，一個是“討厭的”，另一個是“極好的”。你能答應我嗎？
噢，當然，奶奶。女孩說：是哪兩個詞？
4.You‘re still getting the same service
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor． “When I was first married，I was very happy． I‘d come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my little dog would race around barking，and my wife would bring me my slippers．Now everything‘s changed．When I come home，my dog brings me my slippers，and my wife barks at me．” “I don‘t know what you‘re complaining about，”said the counselor．“You‘re still getting the same service．”
翻譯：
你得到的服務還是一樣的
一個結婚十年的男人正在請教一位婚姻顧問?！皠偨Y婚那會兒，我非常幸福。我在店里勞累一天回到家，我的小狗會繞著我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子給我拿來拖鞋?，F在一切都變了。我回到家里，我的狗給我拿來拖鞋，我的妻子對著我汪汪叫?！?“我不知道你在抱怨什么，”婚姻顧問說。“你得到的服務還是一樣的呀?！?/p>
