1.Nest and Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
“What kind of bird?” my sister asked.
“I didn‘t see the bird, ma‘ am, only the nest,” replied the child.
“Then, can you give us a description of the nest?” my sister encouraged her .
“Well, ma‘am, it just resembles your hair. “

翻譯：

鳥窩與頭發

我姐姐是一位小學老師。一次一個學生告訴她說一只鳥兒在教室外 的樹上壘了個窩。
“是什么鳥呢？”我姐姐問她。
“我沒看到鳥兒，老師，只看到鳥窩。”那孩子回答說。
“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個鳥巢嗎？”我姐姐鼓勵她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭發一樣。”

 
2.Fried chickenI

n class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, “What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?”

Jack thought a moment, then answered, “Fried chicken, sir.”

翻譯：

炸雞

老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然后他問其中一名學生，“杰克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊？”

杰克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”

3.I‘ve Just Bitten My Tongue

“Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother.
“Yes, dear,” she replied – “Why do you ask?”
“Cause I‘ve just bitten my tongue! “

翻譯：

我剛咬破自己的舌頭

“我們有毒嗎？”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。
“是的，親愛的，”她回答說，“你問這個干什么？”
“因為我剛剛咬破自己的舌頭。”