1.He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That‘s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

翻譯：
他贏了

湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。 

 
 
2.The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very

ill.” “I am afraid that he is dead.”said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I‘m not dead. I‘m still alive.” “Be quiet, “said the

wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”

翻譯：
醫(yī)生懂得多

一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫(yī)院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫(yī)生說:”我想他傷得很厲害.”醫(yī)生說:”我怕他已經(jīng)死了.”聽到醫(yī)生的話,這個男人轉(zhuǎn)動著頭說:”我沒死,我還活著

.”妻子說:”安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多.” 

3.Crazy driver
 
There‘s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the

radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”
 
Herman says,”I know, but there isn‘t just one, there are hundreds!”

翻譯：
瘋狂的司機

一位高齡老人開著車在高速公路上駕車時，接到了妻子打來的電話，妻子焦急地告訴他說，“赫爾曼，小心！我剛從之聲上聽到報道說，在280號公路上有一個瘋子正在開車逆行！

”
 
赫爾曼說，“我知道，可是不是一個，而是成百上千個！”

 
4.How much is four minus four?

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: “How much is four minus four?” Peter was tongue-tied.
The teacher got angry and said: “What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?”
“The hole,” replied Peter。

翻譯：
4減4等于幾？

一天，老師問彼得：“4減4等于幾？”彼得張口結(jié)舌答不上來。
老師生氣地說：“真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋里放四個硬幣，而你的口袋上有個窟窿，硬幣全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里還剩下什么？”
“窟窿，”彼得答道。