1.Did You Know Him

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater（母校，校歌） . One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.

I sure was! answered the host. He‘s the biggest jerk I‘ve ever met. Did you know him too?

Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday.

翻譯：

 你認識他嗎

在朋友家的一次宴會上，主人提起一位高中時的校友。一位客人問他讀書期間，某位副校長是否也在職。

當然了，主人答道。他是我見過的最大的混蛋。你也認識他嗎？

有點認識，客人回答。我媽媽上周六嫁給了他。

2.One or Two

Customer: Waiter, I‘ve only got one piece of meat in my dish.

Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I‘ll cut it in two.

翻譯：

一還是二

顧客：服務員，我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉？

服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。