1.Fat Man and Thin Man
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
“From your looks,” said the fat man, “there might have been a famine.”
“Yes,” was the reply, “and from your looks, you might have caused it.”
翻譯：
胖子和瘦子
在旅館大廳里，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。
胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒?！?/p>
“是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
2.Its part of the game
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn‘t make a sound.
Mary: Of course he doesn‘t. Mom, it‘s part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I‘m you.
翻譯：
我在扮演媽媽
媽媽：瑪麗，你為什么這樣大喊大叫的？ 為什么不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢？你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。
瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。
3.A Girl’s Wish
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
翻譯：
小女孩的愿望
在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。
4.Birthday
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
翻譯：
生日
教授：你的生日是什么時候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。
