1.WHAT‘S THE TIME

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, “Start singing very loud.”
“How will that help?” said the second boy.
“Just do it,” insisted the first.
Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, “Keep it down! Don‘t you know it‘s

three o‘clock in the morning?”

翻譯: 現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了?

兩個男孩子在后院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點(diǎn)鐘。于是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”
“那就會知道時間嗎？”第二個男孩問。
“只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。
兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居打開窗戶喊道：“小聲點(diǎn)！你們不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點(diǎn)嗎？”
 

 
2.It has a lifetime warranty

After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he‘d originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. “What‘s so special about this coffin?” I asked the funeral director. He replied, “It has a lifetime warranty.”

翻譯: 終生保修

在將母親下葬9個月后，當(dāng)?shù)貧泝x館的一個客戶終于攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價值不菲的棺材了。他把母親的棺材挖了出來，將尸體轉(zhuǎn)移到了那副新的鋼制棺材中。“這副棺材有什么特別？”，我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“這種棺材終生保修。

 
3.Did your father help you?”

 
One day, Tim‘s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.
The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, “You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?”
“No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself,” said Tim.”

你爸爸幫你了嗎？

一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。
老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。
他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：”蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對了，怎么回事？你爸爸幫你做了嗎？”
“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做。”