１. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.”

翻譯：

“媽媽，人是從猴子變過來的嗎？”

“是的。”

“噢，難怪猴子越來越少了。”

２. Younger Brother: “How timid the sun is!”

Elder Brother: “Why do you think so?”

Younger Brother: “Because it only dares to come out in the daytime.”

翻譯：

弟弟：“太陽多么膽小！”

哥哥：“你為什么這樣想？”

弟弟：“因為它只有白天才敢出來。”

３. “Brother, what‘s the zoo, can you tell me?”

“The zoo is a place where there are animals but the hunting is prohibited.”

翻譯：

“哥哥，你能告訴我什么是動物園嗎？”

“動物園就是有動物，但又禁止打獵的地方。”

４. Kate: “Do we close the door every day?”

Mum: “Certainly.”

Kate: “How can my dream come true?”

翻譯：
凱特：“媽媽，我們每天關門嗎？”（英語笑話帶翻譯 m.fenghuangtongcheng.cn ）

媽媽：“當然關了。”

凱特：“那我的夢怎么能進來呢？”

５. “How much is the movie ticket?”

“Ten kops, kid.”

“I only have five kops. Please let me in. I‘ll see it only with one eye.”

翻譯：

“電影票多少錢一張？”

“10戈比，孩子。”

“我只有5戈比。請讓我進去吧。我只用一只眼睛看。”