Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What‘s that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
父親：Jack，你為什么喝這么多水？
Jack：我剛剛吃了個蘋果，爸爸。
父親：這兩碼事有什么關(guān)系嗎？
Jack：我忘了洗蘋果。

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am（英語笑話帶翻譯 m.fenghuangtongcheng.cn）.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

老師：你爸爸多大了？
學(xué)生：他和我一樣大
老師：這怎么可能呢？
學(xué)生：因為在我出生后他才當(dāng)?shù)陌职帧?/p>

Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?

Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.

Boyfriend: Am I so good?

Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.

男友：我的吉它彈得怎么樣？
女友：你應(yīng)該上電視去彈。
男友：我彈得這么好？
女友：如果你是在電視里彈的話，我至少可以把關(guān)掉。

While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
In running, one journalist said to the other: “Can‘t run any more! What should we do?”
“No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline!”

兩名記者在森林里拍熊吃魚的照片，這時這頭惱怒的畜生轉(zhuǎn)過身來開始追他們。
奔跑中，一名記者對另一個記者說：“跑不動了，怎么辦？”
“不知道，但是我們中有一個的照片將會上頭條。”